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Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France.  

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Perry Slaughter is the reclusive author of such cult works of horror and sci-fi as Chairman of the Board, Deus ex Machina, and more. His passions include vinyl records, scotch whisky, and high-seas piracy.

Perry Slaughter