Ceci n'est pas un blog tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17 2012-02-28T20:26:44Z I'm not kidding! Movable Type Pro 4.37 Hermit tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.6004 2012-03-01T18:25:18Z 2012-02-28T20:26:44Z Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France. Walk a mile tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.6008 2012-02-29T17:44:33Z 2012-02-29T12:45:45Z It's too bad someone can't rape Rick Santorum and get him pregnant.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ It's too bad someone can't rape Rick Santorum and get him pregnant. Thanks tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.5994 2012-02-28T18:11:14Z 2012-02-28T18:11:51Z I'll never forget the day you gave me your heart. Thank God for that car accident.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ I'll never forget the day you gave me your heart. Thank God for that car accident. Hope tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.5984 2012-02-16T15:34:20Z 2012-02-14T19:34:59Z I believe that children are our future. And that we're fucked.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ I believe that children are our future. And that we're fucked. Be mine tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.5978 2012-02-14T19:15:04Z 2012-02-14T19:12:30Z I would so have let Chris Brown hit me. Just for an excuse to put the motherfucker in the ground.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ so have let Chris Brown hit me. Just for an excuse to put the motherfucker in the ground.]]> Submitted tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.5972 2012-02-07T16:47:19Z 2012-02-07T18:02:12Z The inability to write has never been a sufficient impediment to getting published.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ The inability to write has never been a sufficient impediment to getting published. Homophonia tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2012://17.5960 2012-01-31T14:07:01Z 2012-01-31T14:08:38Z To me, U2 is either a spy plane or what you say when someone tells you they have Hep C.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ To me, U2 is either a spy plane or what you say when someone tells you they have Hep C. Cleanup tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.5000 2007-10-30T12:08:20Z 2012-01-27T13:13:12Z I never forget a face. If I absolutely have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me.]]> Forensics tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4999 2007-10-29T12:06:19Z 2012-01-27T13:14:05Z Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms. Mission accomplished tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4995 2007-10-28T13:30:33Z 2007-10-30T13:32:47Z By my count, by pursuing an ill-considered and illegal preemptive war, President Bush and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help us all.]]> Bushes tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4994 2007-10-27T11:17:48Z 2007-10-29T11:18:14Z Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read. John the Baptist tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4993 2007-10-26T12:39:11Z 2007-10-27T12:42:17Z Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump!... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump! Slipstream tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4992 2007-10-25T13:31:31Z 2007-10-27T12:34:34Z It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for. Jesus saves tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4991 2007-10-24T12:30:26Z 2007-10-27T12:31:13Z But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up. Insomnia tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4987 2007-10-23T10:45:06Z 2007-10-23T10:52:05Z I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it?... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com/ I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it?