Ceci n'est pas un blog tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2008:/blog//17 2007-11-05T13:21:04Z I'm not kidding! Movable Type 3.34 Cleanup tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.5000 2007-10-30T13:08:20Z 2007-11-05T13:21:04Z I never forget a face. If I absolutely have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me.]]> Forensics tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4999 2007-10-29T13:06:19Z 2007-11-05T13:07:56Z Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms. Mission accomplished tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4995 2007-10-28T14:30:33Z 2007-10-30T14:32:47Z By my count, by pursuing an ill-considered and illegal preemptive war, President Bush and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help us all.]]> Bushes tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4994 2007-10-27T12:17:48Z 2007-10-29T12:18:14Z Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read. John the Baptist tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4993 2007-10-26T13:39:11Z 2007-10-27T13:42:17Z Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump!... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump! Slipstream tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4992 2007-10-25T14:31:31Z 2007-10-27T13:34:34Z It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for. Jesus saves tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4991 2007-10-24T13:30:26Z 2007-10-27T13:31:13Z But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up. Insomnia tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4987 2007-10-23T11:45:06Z 2007-10-23T11:52:05Z I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it?... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it? Box office tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4985 2007-10-22T13:43:38Z 2007-10-22T15:45:09Z Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable. Illiteracy campaign tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4984 2007-10-21T15:39:19Z 2007-10-22T15:40:24Z Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil. How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4983 2007-10-20T16:15:30Z 2007-10-22T15:36:15Z I bought one.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com I bought one. Refreshing tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4982 2007-10-20T01:34:39Z 2007-10-22T15:35:22Z When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid and spray it in life's eyes.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid and spray it in life's eyes. Motion tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4981 2007-10-18T15:28:01Z 2007-10-22T15:28:27Z It's not the size of the boat—it's the whammo of the ammo.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com It's not the size of the boat—it's the whammo of the ammo. Gee, Rocky tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4980 2007-10-17T15:23:56Z 2007-10-22T15:26:12Z Squirrels rule the early morning streets. I have to pay a tribute of Cheetos just to retrieve my paper from the stoop unmolested. Damn those orange-pawed monsters!... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com Squirrels rule the early morning streets. I have to pay a tribute of Cheetos just to retrieve my paper from the stoop unmolested. Damn those orange-pawed monsters! Jammed keys tag:www.perryslaughter.com,2007:/blog//17.4977 2007-10-16T23:28:50Z 2007-10-19T23:29:24Z I have an intimate relationship with my typewriter. That makes it difficult to keep the roller clean.... Perry Slaughter http://www.perryslaughter.com I have an intimate relationship with my typewriter. That makes it difficult to keep the roller clean.