http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/ I'm not kidding! en Copyright 2008 Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:08:20 -0600 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss have to ice somebody, I always remember to take it with me.]]> http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/cleanup.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/cleanup.html Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:08:20 -0600 Judging from the traces they leave, people seem to be at their worst in public restrooms. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/forensics.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/forensics.html Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:06:19 -0600 and his accomplice Congress have now murdered more Americans than the 9/11 terrorists did, not to mention the untold Iraqi civilian casualties. Congratulations, traitors, and God help us all.]]> http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/mission_accomplished.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/mission_accomplished.html Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:30:33 -0600 Never trust a librarian who marries a man who doesn't read. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/bushes.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/bushes.html Sat, 27 Oct 2007 06:17:48 -0600 Living on nothing but locusts and honey doesn't impress me. Try Sterno and cardboard sometime, chump! http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/john_the_baptist.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/john_the_baptist.html Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:39:11 -0600 It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/slipstream.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/slipstream.html Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:31:31 -0600 But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/jesus_saves.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/jesus_saves.html Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:30:26 -0600 I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it? http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/insomnia.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/insomnia.html Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:45:06 -0600 Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/box_office.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/box_office.html Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:43:38 -0600 Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/illiteracy_campaign.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/illiteracy_campaign.html Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:39:19 -0600 I bought one. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/how_i_learned_to_stop_worrying.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/how_i_learned_to_stop_worrying.html Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:15:30 -0600 When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid and spray it in life's eyes. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/refreshing.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/refreshing.html Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:34:39 -0600 It's not the size of the boat—it's the whammo of the ammo. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/motion.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/motion.html Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:28:01 -0600 Squirrels rule the early morning streets. I have to pay a tribute of Cheetos just to retrieve my paper from the stoop unmolested. Damn those orange-pawed monsters! http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/gee_rocky.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/gee_rocky.html Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:23:56 -0600 I have an intimate relationship with my typewriter. That makes it difficult to keep the roller clean. http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/jammed_keys.html http://www.perryslaughter.com/blog/2007/10/jammed_keys.html Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:28:50 -0600