A lexicographer once told me that any English noun could properly be used as a transitive verb. I said I wanted to dictionary him in the face.
Ah, that magical land where you can pick a fight and claim self-defense. Wait, are we talking Florida or Iraq?
When I eat strawberries, I like to pretend they're the wizened hearts of my enemies. Ah, memories.
Last time I looked at a facebook was at that plastic surgeon's in Thailand. But you can find me there now, for better or probably worse.
I was microblogging before microblogging existed. We called it writing on the bathroom wall.
Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France.