October 2007 : Page 2
How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
I bought one.
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Refreshing
When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid and spray it in life's eyes.
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Gee, Rocky
Squirrels rule the early morning streets. I have to pay a tribute of Cheetos just to retrieve my paper from the stoop unmolested. Damn those orange-pawed monsters!
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Jammed keys
I have an intimate relationship with my typewriter. That makes it difficult to keep the roller clean.
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Eat nothing but potato chips and still lose weight!
I call it the Horse Latitudes Diet. It worked for me. Just limit yourself to two per day.
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Piping hot
Children are terrific. Especially with a nice pomegranate glaze.
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