Transitivity

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A lexicographer once told me that any English noun could properly be used as a transitive verb. I said I wanted to dictionary him in the face.

The vig

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By the way, the vicious rumor that I sold 49% of my soul to the Devil is 99% true.

Notes

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A real man always carries cash. At best it's your bribe, at worst your rolling papers.

Stand your ground

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Ah, that magical land where you can pick a fight and claim self-defense. Wait, are we talking Florida or Iraq?

Delicious

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When I eat strawberries, I like to pretend they're the wizened hearts of my enemies. Ah, memories.

Changing with the times

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Last time I looked at a facebook was at that plastic surgeon's in Thailand. But you can find me there now, for better or probably worse.

Tweeting

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I was microblogging before microblogging existed. We called it writing on the bathroom wall.

Hermit

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Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France.

Walk a mile

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It's too bad someone can't rape Todd Akin or Paul Ryan and get them pregnant.

Thanks

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I'll never forget the day you gave me your heart. Thank God for that car accident.

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Perry Slaughter is the reclusive author of such cult works of horror and sci-fi as Chairman of the Board, Deus ex Machina, and more. His passions include vinyl records, scotch whisky, and high-seas piracy.

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